Attention internets! There has been far too much wasted potential for silly names in the discussion of video game company mergers. I therefore propose the following:

• The merger of Activision and Blizzard shall henceforth be known as “Actiblizzion”.
• The merger of Square, Enix, and Taito shall henceforth be known as “Squanto”.
• The merger of Bandai, Namco, and Banpresto shall henceforth be known as “Banampresto”.
• The merger of Sega, Sammy, and Dimps shall henceforth be known as “Smegma”.

That is all.

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