Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother
I would imagine that roughly a dozen Malcolm in the Middle fans are looking forward to Stay Alive. Perhaps there are even a few people who are waiting for the inevitable Stay Alive video game, in which you play a guy playing a video game. But what I’m waiting for is the Uwe Boll directed movie of Stay Alive: The Videogame!
The first time there’s a cutscene, I’ll be a guy watching a movie about a guy playing a game based on a movie about a guy watching an in-game movie in a game. At that point the entire game/movie industry will implode, throwing both film and video games into a new dark age where Man with a Movie Camera and Pong are considered the pinnacles of complexity, and my abilities to write ham-fisted movie scripts and program simple 2D video games will actually be marketable.
That’s what I’m waiting for.
March 1st, 2006 at 10:48 pm
Of course, the blonde is the heroine. Feh.
The most horrifying part of any of this, is that you got the Bee Gees stuck in my head. Please have everyone involved, punished. Thank you!
March 2nd, 2006 at 10:05 pm
Ha ha!
Nice!
March 16th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
Your first postulated situation would be no worse than “Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game”.
March 16th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Dear God, you’re right! Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game brought the world closer to total annihilation than anyone truly realizes. Truly chilling.
November 8th, 2007 at 3:46 am
in which you play a guy playing a video game. = Ahahahah - This is the end og gaming industry.