| Boys Get: |
Girls Get: |
| MushiKing (”Beetle King”, with American word for extra hard-core-ness!), the giant beetle battling game! |
OshareMajo (”Smartly Dressed Magical Girl”), the fashion and tambourine game! |
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| Feed the machine 100 yen to get a card and start the game! |
| swipe a card that represents your beetle, and swipe “special attack” cards to give your beetle an edge! |
swipe a card that represents your character, and swipe “clothing and accessory” cards to make her pretty! |
| use the 3 buttons to play rock/paper/scissors as the beetles fight until only one is left standing! |
use the 1 button to play your tambourine in time with the music until the song ends! |
| get extra points for… |
| demolishing your opponent quickly! |
uh… coordinating your outfits with the other player? |
| show you’re a true fan by… |
| buying a trapper-keeper! |
buying a trapper-keeper… and a purse! |
| coming soon to… |
| The toy section of your local Walmart? |
Please dear God, no. The only people who would play it would be greasy 30-year-old men, and nobody wants to see that. |
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